NO TEAR TOILET PAPER

Bathroom Prank

Place this role into any bathroom dispenser and wait for the laughs. Use over and over unless of course they use it. This one is one of the most popular gag items we have! This one is a must have!

George W. Bush

Funny Toilet Paper

George Bush Toilet Paper
Face is printed throughout the whole roll!

Some would argue that this is the most appropriate media for displaying George W. Bush! Sit down, relax, and enjoy.

QUOTES:
Individually Shrink-wrapped. With classic quotes...
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption"
"They misunderestimated me"
"Bring 'em on"

Hillary Clinton

Funny Toilet Paper

Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper
Face is printed throughout the whole roll!

Are you sick of seeing "Queen" Hillary's face everywhere? Well, now you can put her next to her rightful throne - your own! A great gift for that Republican you know, or a gag gift for a Democrat!

Rush Limbaugh

Funny Toilet Paper

Rush Limbaugh Toilet Paper
Face is printed throughout the whole roll!

Tired of Mr. Conservate - the self-proclaimed mouth piece of the right wing - filling up the airwaves? Now the big, fat idiot can meet your big, fat ass!

Rosie O'Donnell

Funny Toilet Paper

Rosie O'Donnell Toilet Paper
Face is printed throughout the whole roll!

She's loud,obnoxious and everywhere - even on Toilet Paper! Now you can give her "The View" you've always wanted - your hairy butt!

Dick Cheney

Funny Toilet Paper

Dick Cheney Toilet Paper
Face is printed throughout the whole roll!

Now the current VP is on TP! If you think he's full of crap, you can show it with this hilarious toilet paper. Show your disdain for the current administration - or give it as a gag gift!

Golf Toilet Paper

Funny Toilet Paper

19th Hole! Hilarious Golf Toilet Paper featuring funny golf quotes and cartoon illustrations. Place a roll in your own bathroom and you'll have them laughing in the john. Makes a great golf gag gift! Attractively gift boxed.
Golf Joke Toilet Paper

Seymore Butts Tushy Paper

Funny Toilet Paper

Go ahead and let Seymore wipe your ass!

Cousin Stevie's Fuck You Toilet Paper

Funny Toilet Paper

Stick it up you ASS!

Revenge Toilet Paper

Bathroom Prank

Revenge Toilet Paper is the only toilet paper that will not tear!
It looks just like real toilet paper! Just substitute this roll, the "victim" can not tear it, or rip it! One of the funniest pranks! They will be screaming from the stall! Great for offices, colleges, or just when you want to play a prank on a houseguest!

ShitBeGone Brand Toilet Paper

ShitBeGone - 'Shit Be Gone'
Toilet Tissue
100% Recycled Toilet Paper, 2 Ply 500 sheets per roll. Leave a few rolls of our ShitBeGone brand toilet tissue on the top of your toilet tank at the next party, and see what your guests think. This is not only hysterical, but it is practical as it is actually real toilet tissue. It is very soft, in fact it is pillow soft.
TWO ROLLS FOR JUST

Kiss Toilet Paper

Fun Toilet Paper
Did you know that before the daily newspaper was printed, corn cobs were the material of choice for wiping your butt? Ouch! Thank god we live in the modern age! Not only do we have soft and absorbent toilet paper, but now you can buy it with nicely decorated designs! This will make it even more pleasing for the 60% of you that look at the paper after you wipe!
Each roll is 3-ply with 200 sheets!
Kiss Toilet Paper
Our Kiss Toilet paper adds a whole new meaning to the words "kiss ass." Did you always want be the big cheese and have everyone kiss your butt? Now's your chance. It's a lot better than being a brown noser!

Talking Toilet Paper

Bathroom Prank

TALKING TOILET PAPER
Record Your Own Surprise Message!
Surprise your family and friends with an unexpected bathroom message - turns an ordinary trip to the bathroom into a laugh filled surprise they'll never forget. Talking Toilet Paper allows you to record (and re-record) a message, music or sound and then have it automatically play back. The recording device is built into a spindle that fits inside a roll of toilet paper (and fits all holders and toilet paper rolls) so that every time the toilet paper "rolls," the recording is played!
Simply turn on the unit and press the record button and record up to 6 seconds of sound. The device uses special technology to sense movement of the spindle, which automatically plays back the recording every time the unit moves.
Plays automatically when people pull the paper
Record your new messages over and over again
Installs in seconds
Fits in all bathrooms
On/off switch
Requires 2 x AAA batteries
TALKING TOILET PAPER ROLL HOLDER