Our fake parking tickets are truly hilarious! Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers, neighbors or who ever and they will think they received a real parking ticket until they read the offense. These are not your typical fake parking tickets, not only will these make people run up to their car in a frantic, thinking they received a ticket, but it ads insult to injury with a funny rude twist. These are BRIGHT NEON ORANGE and measure 4 inches wide by 7.75 inches high. Printed on thick card stock, our funny parking tickets make a great practical joke!

OFFENSE LIST:

• Mentally Handicapped Driver
• Parking Like a Jack-Ass
• Driving a Hunk of Crap
  
• Inventing a Parking Space
• Taking Up 2 Spaces (Jerk!)
• Too Stupid to Drive a Car
• Ugly Driver Violation
• Parking While Under The Influence of Rap Music
• Parking While Being a Real Bitch
• Plus many more!

From the Front of the Ticket:

ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ
Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house. You may not consult an attorney as you definitely can not afford one. You are a menace to society, and a real loser. I hope you eat rotten fish for dinner tonight. Failure to laugh over this is further indication of your stupidity.